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Hey there, I'm Bridget. I'm nineteen, I live in New York, I'm a biology major, and I just really love Youtube and stand-up comedy and Saturday Night Live and Jimmy Fallon and Seth Meyers and road trips and bands and classic rock and Paul McCartney and yeah ok. (sidebar gif is not mine; credit to owner!)













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#troye

witheringghost:

do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human



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castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm



2 days ago / 191,222 notes / ©

I knew I wanted to be an actor when I was growing up, really. So when I decided to go to university insread of drama school, it was with the intention of becoming an actor afterwards.



3 days ago / 215 notes / ©

screaming bc i won’t be able to watch the troyler collab until lATER I’M SO UPSET



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#personal



4 days ago / 88 notes / ©

sizvideos:

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4 days ago / 203,808 notes / ©
#omg

perfect-in-weakness:

ebony-and-ivory:

This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same. 

When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…

perfect-in-weakness:

ebony-and-ivory:

This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.

When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…



4 days ago / 292,766 notes / ©