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Hey there, I'm Bridget. I'm eighteen, I live in New York, I'm a biology major, and I just really love stand-up comedy and Saturday Night Live and Jimmy Fallon and Seth Meyers and road trips and bands and classic rock and Paul McCartney and yeah ok. (sidebar gif is not mine; credit to owner!)

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do you ever listen to music and suddenly you’re like wow I want my life to be the way this song sounds I want to live in this song

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#literally me


remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

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i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like a penis seems so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????


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24/50 pictures of John O’Callaghan. (credit)
24/50 pictures of John O’Callaghan. (credit)

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